Desperate Bloggers!!!

By: Abdul Rafay

These days People can express their views in so many different ways. TV channels and radio are of great importance when it comes to expressing views. As soon as you switch on your TV set you would get to hear stuff like: SMS to *** and provide us with you precious, valuable view point/feedback etc or some pathetic polls like should the PM do this or that?? With options “Han”,”Nahi” and “Pata Nahi” I wonder who vote for “Pata Nahi”.


Anyway, apart from these media, a new trend which has become popular is Blogging.

In KU with exception of two classes (if m correct) of Mass Com. Dept who are assigned to write blogs are writing on some website.

Other student of KU unfortunately who doesn’t have ma’am Sadia who can give them assignment to write blogs are fulfilling their passion of writing blogs by writing on Toilet walls and doors, Walls, trees!, edges of footpaths!, chair-desks/ desks, white boards using permanent markers!!.....etc etc.

Starting from the TOILET BLOGGERS, Toilet bloggers usually express their sorrows, anger, happiness etc by writing on the toilet walls or doors. You will find cell numbers written on the walls of toilet like “0345-24569** Sheela”.....like in our department’s toilet a number 0333-****** with name Nos****” is written on the wall. God knows who Nosh*** is!!

Guys usually write their X-girlfriends cell number in toilet. So next time if your girlfriend dumps you, you know what you have to do!!!

You would find some adult literature in the toilet too so better stay away from it!!! Yes...yes the ” beep beep” thing.

Shy Romeo’s who can’t express their feelings in front of their Juliet’s generally writes their heart out in form of A + S etc. You can find such examples almost everywhere but interestingly I read such writings on a Tree beside the famous Juice canteen!! May be their love becomes eternal after writing their initials on such places.... Another was R + B...I swear I didn’t wrote it!!!

You may also find such writings on the edges of footpaths using stones. Please don’t waste your time looking for it because I am the only Vela (at Leisure) who observes and find such things.

Writing on desks is quite common. We use to do such things in school and college. But now we are matured enough to write on white board using permanent markers. We are proud Kuri’ans. What I recently observed was a drawing in the IR Dept class room’s board. I wish I could have shared that picture with you but I didn’t wanted to be vulgar!! And my friends also suggested me not to paste that picture...Saying “bhai larkiyan bhi parhaingi blog, halka hath rakho”...

Political bloggers: KU without politics... Never! Such bloggers thinks that each wall that they see neat and clean is for their chalking. In fact they wait for the wall to get new paint, so that they can decorate it with slogans like ... “America Moradabad or” Go America Go”... as if America is going to visit KU and read this slogan.LOL. I am not taking names of political parties like!! APM**, JAMI**or etc that they do wall chalking!!! But then they should realize...Another slogan like “GA *****” I wonder why they don’t write such praising slogans for their leaders in toilet ...two shit at one place may be the reason why they don’t do so!!!

Crash Ending!!!